TeleTefila.com

Online Shabbat Morning Services and a variety of social events

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About us

TeleTefila.com exists to serve the davening and social needs of all those who have been closed out of their synagogues by the Coronavirus pandemic. We use ZOOM to hold Shacharit services every Shabbat morning, Havdalah at the close of Shabbat, Kaffeeklatsch every Wednesday evening. We celebrate the Jewish festivals and some secular holidays together, and organize virtual shiva minyanim when needed. We also schmooze up a storm, have online "picnics" and play Whist together. And it's all done via ZOOM.

A group of friends from the West Side Minyan and Minyan Rimonim, both of which are affiliates of Congregation Ansche Chesed, founded TeleTefila shortly after Purim, 2020, when it became clear we could no longer meet in person. Since then, our merry band has expanded to include new friends from Massachusetts to Delaware.

What is our practice? At Shabbat and Festival services are slightly abridged and we read Torah following the Triennial cycle. Since we don't have a Torah scroll, we read from a chumash without aliyot or Torah blessings. We chant Haftarah every week. To see which services we hold, scroll down to our Calendar. For more details about what we do at Shacharit, you can see our Order of Service. If you don't want to operate your computer on Shabbat or a Festival, you can log in to our services on the evening before.

Our schedule for the next few weeks is posted below, with links to the login information.

If you have questions, drop a note to info@TeleTefila.com. We'd love to hear from you.

Times and texts for this Shabbat and/or Festival

These times, for New York, NY, come from HebCal.com and are provided as a convenience. They are updated every sunday evening.

TeleTefila does not observe everything on the HebCal list. See our Calendar below for details.

Torah: We read Torah according to the triennial cycle. In 5783 (2022–2023), we're in the first year of the cycle.

Haftarah: We read the conventional Haftarah every week. If the Sephardic Haftarah is significantly shorter, we read that.

Havdalah: We follow the AppleBank calendar (which has the Haskamah of Rav Applebank) for the correct time to make Havdalah. The Rav's Havdalah calculations — which are reflected in our Calendar — vary from Hebcal by only a couple minutes.

Instructions: If you click on the name of the parsha, you'll get the chapter and verse for this week's readings on the HebCal website. You'll also see "Pocket Torah," audio recordings of every Torah verse, according to the notation of A.W. Binder and Lawrence Avery. From HebCal, you can click and get the actual Hebrew and English texts of the readings, curtesy of the Sefaria.org website.

Calendar through June 2023

Plan for hybrid services until the High Holidays

WSM hybrid – 2nd Shabbat of each month

RIMONIM hybrid – 3rd Shabbat of each month, except August when it will be the 1st Shabbat

You're invited to every service and event on this calendar!

Sat, Jun 10

WEST SIDE MINYAN  ZOOM  SERVICE

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Shabbat B'haalot'cha

This is a ZOOM-only service, following the minhag of the West Side Minyan.

 9:40 am  — P'sukei D'zimra (Verses of Song): Led by Larry K

In P'sukei D'zimra, we relax and open ourselves to our spiritual side. It's like a prequel to the formal service that follows. Depending on who’s leading, P'sukei D'zimra may consist of Psalms, kavanot, or meditation.

Login is the same as for the Shabbat morning service. See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#connecting.

 10:00 am SHARP!  — Shacharit: Michael W

Torah (Numbers) — Triennial reading

Gabbai: Amy Brown

  • 1: 8:1-4 · 4 p’sukim - Gila
  • 2: 8:5-9 · 5 p’sukim - Amy B
  • 3: 8:10-14 · 5 p’sukim - Carol
  • 4: 8:15-22 · 8 p’sukim - Carol
  • 5: 8:23-26 · 4 p’sukim - Larry K
  • 6: 9:1-8 · 8 p’sukim - Martin
  • 7: 9:9-14 · 6 p’sukim - Martin

NO Haftarah at WSM hybrid services
DT: Carol
Musaf: Martin

About WSM hybrid services, including a guide for leading davening: http://www.westsideminyan.org/wsm-davening-guide.html

If attending on ZOOM:

TELETEFILA

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 9:09 pm  — Havdalah on ZOOM: led by Miriam H-K
Followed by schmoozing!

Havdalah begins promptly, 10 minutes after the posted starting time.

Login information for Havdalah can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#havdalah.

[Words for Miriam haN'viah: https://ritualwell.org/ritual/miriam-ha-nviah-1 ]

Wed, Jun 14
7:15 pm

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Kaffeklatsch

Join us for our weekly schmoozefest! See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#kaffee for login info.

Sat, Jun 17

RIMONIM HYBRID SERVICE

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Shabbat Sh'lach L'cha
Shabbat M'var'chim haChodesh

 10:00 am SHARP  — P'sukei D'zimra & Shacharit: TBA

Shamash: Jeremy Goldman

Torah (Numbers) — Full k'ria:

Haftarah Joshua 2:1-24 · 24 p’sukim: TBA
DT: TBA
   Announce Rosh Chodesh Tammuz: Rosh Chodesh Tammuz yihyeh b'yom sheini uvyom sh'lishi . . . (Sunday night, Monday, and Tuesday)
Musaf: TBA

About Rimonim hybrid services, including a guide for leading davening: http://minyanrimonim.org/rimonim-davening-guide.html

If attending in person:

  • You MUST leave your coats in the AC coatroom on the first floor.
  • Please wear a mask except while leading davening, leining, or giving a DT.
  • Feel free to move the chairs for social distancing.
  • There will be a screen at the front of the room so you can see those participating remotely.
  • At this time, we are not having a Rimonim kiddush after the service.

If attending on ZOOM:

  • Login information for Shabbat and Festival morning services can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#connecting.
  • Page numbers: People who attend remotely use at least four different siddurim (prayer books). We do not announce page numbers because it would be a tircha d'tzibbur (burden on the congregation). Instead, we have charts with the page numbers for various services posted at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#order . Please prepare ahead of time by printing out the chart or marking your siddur with bookmarks or Post-Its®.
  • Preparing for services: See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#preparing.
  • Muting: For most of the service, please mute yourself. Further explanation can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#muting
  • Kiddush: After services, remote participants take a 10-minute break to grab some food. Then we make Kiddush and Motzi together. If your custom is to wash before a meal, please do so before Kiddush. After Motzi, we have an extended schmooze. On occasion, we have a discussion in place of schmoozing.

TELETEFILA

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 9:12 pm  — Havdalah on ZOOM: led by TBA
Followed by schmoozing!

Havdalah begins promptly, 10 minutes after the posted starting time.

Login information for Havdalah can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#havdalah.

[Words for Miriam haN'viah: https://ritualwell.org/ritual/miriam-ha-nviah-1 ]

 

Wed, Jun 21
7:15 pm

Kaffeeklatsch icon

Kaffeklatsch

Join us for our weekly schmoozefest! See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#kaffee for login info.

Sat, Jun 24

TELETEFILA

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Shabbat Korach

 9:40 am  — P'sukei D'zimra (Verses of Song): Led by TBA

In P'sukei D'zimra, we relax and open ourselves to our spiritual side. It's like a prequel to the formal service that follows. Depending on who’s leading, P'sukei D'zimra may consist of Psalms, kavanot, or meditation.

Login is the same as for the Shabbat morning service. See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#connecting.

Page numbers can be found here.

 10:00 am  — Shacharit: TBA

Torah (Numbers) —Triennial reading:  

  • Aliya Chatima: 18:30-32 · 3 p’sukim - TBA

Haftarah I Samuel 11:14-12:22 · 24 p’sukim: TBA
DT: TBA
Musaf: TBA
Psalm: TBA

Shacharit begins promptly, 10 minutes after the posted starting time.

  • Login information for Shabbat and Festival morning services can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#connecting.
  • Page numbers: People who attend our services use at least four different siddurim (prayer books). We do not announce page numbers because it would be a tircha d'tzibbur (burden on the congregation). Instead, we have a charts with the page numbers for various services posted at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#order . Please prepare ahead of time by printing out the chart or marking your siddur with bookmarks or Post-Its®.
  • Preparing for services: See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#preparing.
  • Muting: For most of the service, please mute yourself. Further explanation can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#muting
  • Kiddush: After services, we take a 10-minute break to grab some food. Then we make Kiddush and Motzi together. If your custom is to wash before a meal, please do so before Kiddush. After Motzi, we have an extended schmooze. On occasion, we have a discussion in place of schmoozing.

TELETEFILA

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 xx:xx pm  — Havdalah: led by TBA
Followed by schmoozing!

Havdalah begins promptly, 10 minutes after the posted starting time.

Login information for Havdalah can be found at http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#havdalah.

[Words for Miriam haN'viah: https://ritualwell.org/ritual/miriam-ha-nviah-1 ]

Wed, Jun 28
7:15 pm

Kaffeeklatsch icon

Kaffeklatsch

Join us for our weekly schmoozefest! See http://www.teletefila.com/login.html#kaffee for login info.

Jul 1 TeleTefila
Jul 4 Independence Day
Jul 5 Kaffeeklatsch
Jul 8 WSM Hybrid
Jul 12 Kaffeeklatsch
Jul 15 Rimonim Hybrid
Jul 19 Kaffeeklatsch
July 22 TeleTefila
Wed, Jul 26 Leil Tisha B'av
NO Kaffeeklatsch
Thu Jul 27 Tisha B'av
Jul 29 TeleTefila
Aug 5 Rimonim Hybrid
Aug 9 Kaffeeklatsch
Aug 12 WSM Hybrid
Aug 16 Kaffeeklatsch
Aug 17 Elul begins in the evening
Aug 19 TeleTefila
Aug 23 Kaffeeklatscj
Aug 26 TeleTefila
Aug 30 Kaffeeklatsch
Sep 2 TeleTefila
Sep 4 Labor Day
Sep 6

Kaffeeklatsch

Sep 9

WSM Hybrid

S'lchot at night

Sep 13 Kaffeeklatsch
Fri Sep 15 First night of Rosh haShana
Sat Sep 16

First Day of Rosh haShana

WSM Hybrid Service